DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
THREE CHEERS TO PANIC! AT THE DISCO FOR DEALING WITH WESTBORO IN A WAY THAT WILL DISCOURAGE THEM FROM PICKETING THE CONCERT AND AT THE SAME TIME WILL HELP LGBTQ RIGHTS
This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner
WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE
This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .